Blinky's Musings

Links Post Number 45
The challenge of a new country is not enough to make me fail in my duty of providing weird links to people!

Now that Obama's the American president, I bet you want some more inspiring speeches! This guy has created the most inspiring speech ever by combining 40 inspirational speeches in 2 minutes

Or perhaps you'd like to create your own inauguration speech! I have to say, mine is equally terrifying and appropriate. I like the last paragraph especially.

My fellow Americans, today is a disgusting day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "telephone", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually jump.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces happy and cold challenges like never before. Our economy is bizarre. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for faces. Our healthcare system is enormous. If your ear is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a accountant. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a handle ball. But writing together we can right this ship, and set a course for Cardiff.

Finally, I must thank my evil family, my apathetic campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank cultists for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of stalking the American people. Without your terrifying efforts, none of this would have been possible.

Cray Supercomputer is now baby furniture. Awesome.

5 Creepy Beach Sculptures To Scare Off Sunbathers. Gah!

An engagement ring for really scary brides.

Are the frequently used "jaws of life" really necessary or just big-boy toys for rescuers? The Explainer's Unanswered Questions From 2008.

Current Mood: cheerful

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